What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Sure.

Me : Thank you.

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I'm 24.

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

He : Tea ?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.