What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Sure.

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What do you like about McDonald's?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you seeing someone?

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No

Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

Me : I don't drink

He : Then let's have some coffee

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Tea ?

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What are some common historical misconceptions?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Because it's month of August.

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.